Friday, April 25, 2008

Women DON'T Understand Men

On Friday a friend of Connie and I sent me an email with a grouping of pictures titled, "WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN!" Being a woman, she is unable to think these pictures through to the correct understanding that a man is able to. So, I thought I would enlighten her. The comments in blue by each pictures are mine. Let me know if you agree or not. Enjoy.











Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant. He has a spotter, so what’s the problem.








That CAN'T be right. No Smoke, No Fire, No Problem.











Ummmm. at least someone's holding the ladder steady. FAKE Email junk Picture…..














Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws? They support the troops so they can’t be that bad.














Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough. Man has a helmet on.



Who needs a truck? Ingenious way around a wife who obviously won’t let the poor guy buy a truck.





I get by with a little help from my friends. OK I’ll give you this one but he probably got tried of hearing his wife yell about installing the air conditioner.








Oh yeah, THAT's safe! Rock beats paper and scissors







Hey, I strapped it down. FAKE Email junk Picture…..Real man would have just towed it home….



Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck. Apparently the man who is driving the truck also built the bridge and knows the weight limit.




No problem, I can see through the holes. OK, he is not driving the car he is just resting before he actually finishes the tie down procedure.




It starts at a young age and men just get worse. I think what you really see here is a man with a new saw and wants to try it out. The boy was just accommodating him by holding the chair still.







You hold it while I whack it with this hammer. A man’s skill at sledge hammering should not he made fun of.







A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders. FAKE Email junk Picture….. To do this properly you need three more buckets to form steps up to the top. Question: How many more bucket are needed to do this.






Ropes are for sissies. A man protecting his new investment – and a wife who will not let him buy a truck.









Kubota's new tractor mounted scaffolding. Obviously you have never had to move scaffolding before! Plus look at the balancing skill of both driver and worker. AWESOME.














Always follow traffic signs. Man-made sign for lady drivers.





All I wanna know is, HOW? Women drivers do the craziest things. And then try to say it was their husband.



Now I wanna know why Hay bales were already there, he was just working around the conditions.

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck! Another situation of man helping out a lady and getting blamed for the situation that he had nothing to do with in the first place.

Proverbs 17:22 ESV A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 15:13 ESV A glad heart makes a cheerful face, but by sorrow of heart the spirit is crushed.

Be blessed my friends.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You made me laugh!
Thanks